The Eternal Forthright Republic of The Trilla Gang Mafia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Patrick J Barnes with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, compulsory military service, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 11.206 billion Homies enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stafford. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Confederate economy, worth a remarkable 4,037 trillion Trillars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 360,339 Trillars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

The government insists that a ghost voted ten million times in the last election, ambitious "businessmen" use their children to sell and advertise their products, murderers and thieves claim divine inspiration to avoid prosecution, and town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. The Trilla Gang Mafia's national animal is the BMP-2, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

The Trilla Gang Mafia is ranked 6,882^nd in the world and 6^th in Anteria for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 10,947.79 on the Gilded Widget Scale.